Lee’s Pickup Lines
Donated by a fan who has watched way to much Scarecrow and Mrs King - these wonderful lines are sure to evoke great memories from the show. Enjoy!
- Hey toots! Heard any good opera lately?
- Hey baby, what’s happening?
- I heard through the grapevine that you just mmight be needing an escort to your reunion.
- What fo you say we go trolling and see what we catch?
- I need you to pose as my wife.
- I need to ask you out. I might have to work just a little bit, but for you it will be pure pleasure.
- Actually, I’m looking for a business partner. Interested?
- You and me. Your house. Just a couple of normal people. What do you say? Let’s give it a try.
- You’ve got a cute nose.
- I have another in mind. No hangover either.
- We’ve been getting to know each other for what, five years now?
- Nice quiet dinner, in our cozy hideout, cleaning our guns.
- Now a Class-C interrogation is a soft interrogation. Lot of hand holding, sweet-talking. Maybe we can make up for lost time by practicing on me.
- You know, in some circles I have what are referred to as “Magic Hands.”
- Now that the smoke has cleared, how about we take the day off.
- Don’t worry it’s sap gas and right now you won’t be able to move. Let’s just get comfortable. It only lasts a few minutes.
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