Season 4 Audio
Most of the Fourth Season sounds are up, though I’m in the process of updating them. See anything missing you’d like to see? Just email me .
Stemwinder 1
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Lee: Amanda I came to say goodbye. Amanda: What do you mean, goodbye? Lee: Exactly that. |
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Lee: Be careful. I love you. |
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Amanda: We work best together as a team and besides that we don’t know what Alexi is going to do next. It might be dangerous for my family for me to stay here and I can’t do anything to help them from an agency holding cell… and I love you too. |
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Lee: Amanda, I meant what I said on the phone. I just wanted to let you know before I go I love you. I have for a very, very long time. I just… I just was never ready to… you know… Amanda: I know. |
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Lee: Oh you know what. You know what Norman called us earlier? Regulars. Amanda: Regulars? Really? Lee: I kind of like it what do you think? Amanda: Well I don’t think we’re regular at all. Lee: Amanda… Amanda: Oh come on. Listen we act like strangers at work. We sneak around and invent stories on how we spend our evenings. I would like to be regular. Lee: Me too. And we will be. |
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Amanda: Now wait a minute. You can’t just walk into my life, hand me a package, tell me to give it to the man in the red hat, tell me that you love me and walk out of my life again. |
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Francine: 80% confirmed Lee Stetson’s Handwriting. Amanda: It has to be a forgery. Francine: Well this isn’t a forgery Lee’s prints were found all around the safe. Amanda: He never went near the safe Francine I was there. Francine: Well then explain how a copy of the secret frequencies ended up in Lee’s lovers pocket. Amanda: She is not his lover! |
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Billy: For instance, Lee’s report says that Sonja’s first contact with him was when he was having a drink on the way home. But he wasn’t, he was having dinner with you. Is this some new habit? Amanda: It’s not exactly a habit sir. Francine: Well the bartender says it is. He calls you regulars. 5 nights in the last two weeks. |
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Amanda: This is a real drag. |
Stemwinder 2
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Lee: Cute place. Do you come here often? Amanda: At least it’s something. Lee: It looks like a bad place to get surrounded in. Amanda: Is there such a thing as a good place? |
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Lee: Pour me one. I’m American. I like ice. |
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Amanda: We have each other. That’s something. Lee:Yeah. That’s more than most people in this business will ever have. I didn’t think we’d have to go through anything like this to find out that we’ve got it. |
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Lee: Well here we are. Nice quiet dinner, in our cozy hideout, cleaning our guns. Another typical evening with the spy family. |
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Lee: So how is everybody? Amanda: Everybody’s fine. Lee: Your mom, your kids… your ex. Amanda: He’s fine. You’re jealous. Don’t be jealous. I love him. I’m always going to love him. But I’m in love with you. |
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Dotty: Amanda, did you get him? Amanda: I’m working on it. |
Unfinished Business
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Amanda: Lee? Can you hear me? Lee: Mm-hmm. Amanda: Do you know who I am? Lee: My Amanda. |
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Amanda: What did you just do? Lee: Swiped a vial of Promazapan. Amanda: Are you crazy? That stuff’s experiemntal, it’s got unpredictable side effects and can turn your brain inside out like a wet paper bag. Lee: That’s why I need it. Amanda: It’s controlled. Lee: I’ve been trained to use it. Amanda: You stole it. Lee: You helped. Amanda: Oh an unpleasant little detail. Lee: Who’s going to know? Amanda: That’s not the point. Billy: Hold it right there. Amanda: Yes sir. Billy: What were you doing at the dispensery? Amanda: Headache. I have a headache sir and I needed an asprin. Lee: Yeah a real Lollapalooza. |
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Amanda: Do you have time for just one more question - nevermind, look - okay? |
It’s in the Water
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Lee: Well you never know, maybe one day. Amanda: What? Lee: Well that’s what you said on the phone. Amanda: Oh yeah. She asked me if I thought I’d ever get married again and I said you knever know, maybe someday. |
No Thanks for the Memories
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Lee: Now a class C interogation is a soft interogation. Lots of handholding, sweet talking. Maybe we can make up for lost time by practicing on me. Amanda: I don’t think you need any practice. |
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Lee: Amanda I don’t see you enough. Amanda: I’m sorry but it’s work. Now you know when we’re at work we have to behave like we’re at work. Somebody could walk in the door any minute. Lee: How very, very practical of you. Except, when we are not at work we are not together enough to suit me. How about dinner tomorrow night at my place? Amanda: You don’t have any food at your place. Lee: Exactly. |
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Lee: So with that thought in mind. Some romantic candle light, a little bubbly, a little romance. A very little romance. Amanda: I may be sleepy but I’m not dead. |
Photo Finish
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Lee: Shadow shock. Amanda: Shadow shock? Lee: Definitely shadow shock. Amanda: What is shadow shock? Lee: Just the way med students come down with every disease they study new agents become suspicious of everyone and everything. You need a rest… and a guy with a healthy sex drive. |
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Lee: Listen. If you had any deep dark secrets they would have found them by now. Amanda: I don’t have any secrets. Lee: Oh? I can think of one or two… |
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Lee: You know in some circles I have what are reffered to as magic fingers. |
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Lee: Now that the smoke has cleared how about we take that day off? We’ve lost the cabin but I think we can find some trouble to get into. Amanda: I still have a lot of work to do at Statik Aerospace. Lee: Oh come on. Okay Suit yourself. I don’t want to be accused of putting ideas in your head. Amanda: Oooh. You gave up too easy. Lee: Yeah? |
Night Crawler
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Dotty: Wait if you’re the termite man we can’t possibly afford what you must charge. Lee: No I’m Lee Stetson. Mrs. West. I work with Amanda. Dotty: Oh. Yes. Lee: We’ve talked on the phone. Dotty: Oh I’m sorry. Hello how are you? You look vaguely familiar. Well, I was just picking up the den. Well I wasn’t picking up the den I was picking things up from the den. Lee: Yes I understand. Dotty: Well wont you come in? |
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Dotty: Why is it you said you came by? Lee: Oh, I’m sorry I was just thinking. Dotty: I was just staring. You have no idea how many times I’ve wondered about you. Lee: Well it’s mutual. Listen Amanda will be at least another day. She didn’t… she didn’t call or anything like that did she? Dotty: Well that might be her. She usually calls when she goes out of town. Fact is she’s usually with you. Hello? Oh. Mr. Stetson it’s for you. Lee: Oh. Dotty: I wonder why that doesn’t surprise me. |
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Amanda: Oh hi. Lee: Amanda. Amanda: Oh this is getting pretty good now. Lee: Are you alright? Amanda: Yeah I can actually feel you. I think this is the best hallucination I’ve had yet. (kiss) Mmmm. Oh wow! Lee: Amanda. Amanda: Yeah. Lee: It is me. It’s really me. Amanda: That’s not… Lee: Yeah come on feel it see it’s me. Amanda: It is you. It’s you. You’re here? Hello! |
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Lee: Amanda King you are the best, the bravest, the smartest, the most beautiful woman I have ever known. Amanda: I love you. Lee: Then will you marry me? Amanda: Will I marry you? Oh yeah I’ll marry you. We’re the luckiest two people on the face of the earth. |
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Lee: Amanda? Amanda: I don’t feel so good. Lee: Don’t worry. It’s zap gas and right now you wont be able to move. Let’s just get comfortable it only lasts a few minutes. Amanda: It better last longer than that. |
Billy’s Lost Weekend
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Amanda: You don’t have to give me all of these choices. Lee: No, I don’t have to but I want to go on a trip where you will have the most possible fun. Amanda: I’m going to have the best possible time that I can have on a vacation just because I am with you. |
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Billy: I want you both to know, that your relationship whatever it is, is fine with me. We all look for something and I think when we find it we should hang on with everything we’ve got. |
The Man Who Died Twice
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Lee: That could be you one day, talking to strangers about your dead husband trying to unravel the truth about his death knowing you’ll never find it. Amanda: I know. Lee: Not your typical two career family huh? One of us might not come home for dinner. Ever. They’ve got Kai’s little boy Amanda. That could be Philip or Jamie. Amanda:I know. |
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Dr. Smyth: Was is the opperative verb. The man tried to make you a past participle Scarecrow. You’re mighty chummy with the Grim Reaper if you think that’s business as usual. |
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Lee: So what are we waiting for? When this thing is over I am going to hoc everything I own for that Rockville house. Amanda, what do you think about another big wedding huh? I never had one. Amanda: Wait a minute. Lee: Yeah you’re right. The ceremony isn’t important. We’ll have a backyard ceremony with family and friends. Your kids can be the ushers… Amanda: Hold on a second, you’ve got us all moved in with two cats and a front porch swing. Lee: Yeah absolutely. We’ll play softball in the backyard on the weekends, we’ll weed the garden… Amanda: Now wait a minute don’t you think we ought to talk to the boys about this first? Lee: Yeah. Amanda: Yeah. |
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Lee: Up in Rockville we can keep horses. Amanda: Do you have any idea how much it costs to keep horses? Lee: Yes as a matter of fact I do. I had a little roan mare when I was 10 years old and my Uncle was stationed in Shearbourne. I sure loved that horse. She sure taught me a lot about responsibility. I think horses and kids are a natural. I always planned that when I settled down my kids would have horses. You don’t like the idea? Amanda: Oh I like the idea. I like all of your ideas. Lee: Well… Amanda: I just think we have an awful lot to talk about before we start thinking about things like this that’s all. Lee: Okay keep my feet on the ground but for now watch my rear huh? Amanda: Pleasure. Lee: Very funny. |
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Lee: But I am going to marry you, Amanda King. Except it is going to have to be a mystery marriage. Because if it isn’t our family might get in trouble just like Kai’s. Amanda: We’ll make the best of it. Lee: I’ve got you. Amanda: And I’ve got you. |
Need to Know
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Amanda: You’re never going to clean your closet out if you wont throw anything away. When in doubt, throw it out. Lee: I will, I will. It’s just that some of this is hard to part with. It’s history you know, memories. Amanda: Look. Change requires a willingness to face the unknown, the unknown is always scary, you’re afraid of change. Lee: I am not. Amanda: Oh yeah you are. Lee: You’ve heard the saying you’ve got to change to remain the same. I think change is very stimulating. Amanda: When was the last time you changed anything? |
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Amanda: Well why don’t you go on and I will finish cleaning all of this up. Lee: Okay. Okay. There’s, lets see, more jackets in the bedroom, suits in the hall… Look, he didn’t say come alone. You’d love Charlie why don’t you come along, huh? Amanda: You’re worried aren’t you? You’re afraid I’m going to throw something away without asking you. Don’t worry I won’t throw anything away without asking you. Lee: I know that. It’s just that some of this stuff takes a little explaining. Amanda: You want to explain I’ll be happy to listen. Lee: I thought you might. Amanda: Mm-hmm. Lee: Amanda, I’m a spy my past is classified. |
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Lee: Amanda. This stuff has been crammed back in that closet for a long time. Amanda: Mm-hmm. Lee: Most of it is… Amanda: Very pretty. Lee: Yeah. Most of it is work related. And then again some of it is not. |
Any Number Can Play
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Lee: Alright then. What’s the standard proceedure in a case like this? Amanda: Standard proceedure? Well that would be to assemble a personal profile through interviews and, um, surveilance of locations frequented by the subject. Lee: In this case the Kenley Club, I will pick you up at 8:00. Amanda: You don’t have to. Lee:Amanda. We’re talking about my future mother-in-law right? Besides I might get lucky. Amanda: (laugh) |
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Dotty: Let me ask you a question. Amanda: What is it? Dotty: Why are you wearing that when you are going to see a documentary on tractors? Amanda: It’s the premiere. Dotty: Oh I see and a date with Lee Stetson. Amanda: Good night mother. Dotty: On a scale of 1 to 10 he’s an 11 and she doesn’t want to date him. |
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Lee: Amanda, where was this PTA of yours Las Vegas? |
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Dotty: Did you have a nice evening? |
Amanda: Oh yeah. It’s pretty quiet, just me and my pop corn and my book. Dotty: You know you’re a lot like I am. You love to read a good dictionary. |
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Dotty: Amanda, let me give you some advice. If you ever find that you have a good thing going, don’t hesitate. Lee: Hi. You must be Philip. Philip: And you work with my mom? Lee: Yeah. Lee Stetson. Philip: Philip King. Amanda: Hi. Come on in. Dotty: Well Mr. Stetson. I’m surprised. I mean I’m delighted… Lee: Would you please call me Lee? Dotty: Oh of course, Lee. Lee: These are for you. Dotty: Well thank you. Lee: Are you ready to go? Amanda: Yeah let me just grab my coat. Dotty: Is this another premiere? Lee: No just dinner. Dotty: Dinner. Dinner that’s nice. Amanda: Okay. Dotty: Have a wonderful time. Amanda: See you later mother. See you later sweetheart. Philip: Bye. Lee: Bye Philip. |
Santa’s got a Brand New Bag
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Billy: But all work and no play…” Lee: Makes Lee a dull boy. Are you suggesting I don’t know how to enjoy myself? |
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Lee: Bah humbug. |
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Lee: Just another Christmas Eve trapped in a nest of killers. |
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Lee: Oh and give me her dress. |
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Lee: I see what you mean. Christmases here at the King house are pretty special. Amanda: Your present’s at the Q Bureau. Lee: Well mine for you, well it’s at the apartment. But guess what. I got my present already. Amanda: Merry Christmas. |
Bad Timing
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Lee: What do you say we go back to my place and have some dessert? Amanda: It’s awful late and we have to be at work early. Lee: I know, I know. AmandaL What are we going to do? Lee: Same thing we always do. Go home alone again, but only for one more week. |
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Amanda: I need you. Business. Now. |
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Lee: My place or yours? Amanda: Neither. Lee: Well, wait a minute, I’ve got a very important meeting in an hour. Amanda: What happened to my place or yours? |
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Billy: Amanda was in my office at 7:00 this morning. Lee: Oh Billy you know the way she is. Billy: She was worried about you. Yeah, I’m beginning to get the drift. |
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Smyth: Relax Billy. It’s still your garden party. |
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Amanda: When do you have to leave? Lee: Billy is here at 6. Amanda: I want more time. |
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Lee: I’m an omega class prisoner. Any escape attempt from this place requires a shoot to kill response. A D-1 Manhunt goes into effect if I do get out. Amanda: How do we get through these bars? |
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Lee: Billy I have less time to live than most people have for a good night sleep. |
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Smyth: Well put Melrose. Dash of vitriol, pitch and venom can make a mighty effective physic when used judiciously. I hear the sun has gone behind the clouds for Scarecrow. |
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Amanda: Haven’t we played this scene before? Lee: Yeah and then the doorbell rang, remember? Amanda: No I tend to block out bad timing. Lee: We’ll see if this helps. How was that? Amanda: It helps. Lee: Oh, one more. |
Promises to Keep
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Lee: Come on now. I told you I’m not ticklish. Amanda: Oh, come on everybody is ticklish. Lee: Come on Amanda. What if someone walks in here? Amanda: I locked the door. Lee: You are asking for a retaliatory strike… |
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Amanda: You think she heard? Lee: No I don’t think so. It’s sound proof. Amanda: The door’s open. Lee: Just barely. Amanda: You keep talking. |
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Smyth: Bring him to me Scarecrow so I can rub him. If he squeaks I’ll know he’s clean. |
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Francine: The CIA has a turn off sign at 495. We don’t. |
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Francine: Amanda, we’ve had our differences in the past. But in matters of the heart, where Lee Stetson is involved you and I we’re soul mates. |
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Francine: Amanda, Lee is a sweet man and in his own way pleasantly attractive and he’s charming. But this getting involved with him romantically, it’s a big mistake. I have reason to know that in his heart he is a confirmed bachelor who is never satisfied with just an hour-de-vours, he has to have the whole buffet table. Amanda: Francine, maybe he’s changed? |
Rumors of my Death
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Dotty: Take care in case he crossed any wires. Philip: Oh by the way I bust up your fuel injector. Lee: You what? Philip: See you later. Lee: You touch that car again and it will be the last thing you ever touch. |
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Lee: Hope springs eternal as they say right? Remember what he said? Amanda: Are you kidding? Lee: No. You’re a different woman than the one he left behind. You’re more exciting, more vibrant, more beautiful. Amanda: I’ll have to agree with that. Lee: Amanda, I am a man, okay? I notice these things. You’re a beautiful woman and he wants you back. Amanda: You’re serious. |
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Lee: I was right. Amanda: You were right about what? Lee: I was absolutly right he is making a move, he wants you back. Amanda: Well, he can’t have me. Lee: No he can’t. And what are you going to say when he asks? You are going to say that you are taken. Amanda: Okay, I’m going to say I’m taken. |
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Lee: When are we going to stop talking about it and set down some concrete plans? Amanda: Saturday. Lee: Saturday is too soon. We have to get blood tests, apply for a license. What are we waiting for huh? Amanda: We’re chicken. Chicken. Lee: You’re right. You’re absolutely right. We’re chicken. Alright, I tell you what. Is it Tuesday today? Blood test and License by Friday. Amanda: Now hold it Philip and Jamie have a soccer game on Saturday with a picnic afterwards. Lee: Monday then. Amanda: Okay I’ll pencil you in. |
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Lee: Get out of my way, I’m borrowing this. |
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Lee: Uh, Amanda, you having a birthday or something I don’t know about? Amanda: No. Lee: Oh? Then what is that? Amanda: It’s a cake. Lee: It’s a cake. Amanda: It’s a cake. Lee: I can see it’s a cake. Wat’s it for? Amanda: Oh it’s a sample wedding cake. Would you like a taste? Lee: Uh, no I think I can wait two weeks. Amanda: Are you sure? Lee: Yeah, I’m sure. Amanda: Yeah. Okay. Lee: You wouldn’t dare. Amanda: No. |
Do You Take This Spy?
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Francine: Oh boy that’s tough luck huh. You’ve got your vacation all set and then here you are up to your hind end in big time crime. I suppose Amanda could go out there first and then you could go out there later. I mena you’re not insepperable are you? |
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Lee: Oh yeah. Well I don’t want to stay calm because the man is totally screwing up our wedding plans. Amanda: You’re right. There is absolutely no reason to stay calm. |
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Billy: Hope springs eternal. You still trying to make that vacation huh? Lee: Nothing short of a nuclear war or the end of civilization is going to get in my way Billy. |
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Billy: I think I better help you with these. I wouldn’t want Amanda or you to miss your trip - trips. |
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Lee: You look beautiful. Amanda: You look handsome. |
Mission of Gold
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Amanda: California was a great idea for a honeymoon. Lee: Getting married was a better one. |
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Amanda: No honeymoon tonight pal. Lee: Aw, shucks. |
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Lee: I love you Mrs. Stetson. |
One Flew East
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Lee: Amanda. This Weekender is terrific. I found at least a half a dozen good ideas of what to do with Philip and Jamie. Amanda: Oh well that’s terrific. Now look. You gotta realize it’s gonna take them a little time to get used to you. Lee: And Visa-versa. But everything that I have read on the subject says that I am the one that has to start breaking the ice as soon as possible. Amanda: Well that ought to be pretty easy with Philip. He already think’s you’re terrific. Lee: Yeah. He is the easiest. But I think Jamie’s going to be tough. Amanda: Well, Jamie has always been my baby. Just take a little more time that’s all. |
All That Glitters
Suitable for Framing
Matter of Choice
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Lee: Brody is where he should be - Federal Prison. Amanda: Yep. And you’re back here where you should be with me. Lee: You bet. |
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Lee: Well you know what they say. Everything comes out in the wash. Amanda: Oh speaking of the wash. Something of yours came out in ours. Lee: Oh no, not another sock. Amanda: No not a sock. Lee: Oh. Amanda: I’d recognize them anywhere. |