Season 4 Audio

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Stemwinder 1

  • goodbye.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda I came to say goodbye.
    Amanda: What do you mean, goodbye?
    Lee: Exactly that.
  • leelove.mp3
  • Lee: Be careful. I love you.
  • amandalove.mp3
  • Amanda: We work best together as a team and besides that we don’t know what Alexi is going to do next. It might be dangerous for my family for me to stay here and I can’t do anything to help them from an agency holding cell… and I love you too.
  • phone.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda, I meant what I said on the phone. I just wanted to let you know before I go I love you. I have for a very, very long time. I just… I just was never ready to… you know…
    Amanda: I know.
  • normal.mp3
  • Lee: Oh you know what. You know what Norman called us earlier? Regulars.
    Amanda: Regulars? Really?
    Lee: I kind of like it what do you think?
    Amanda: Well I don’t think we’re regular at all.
    Lee: Amanda…
    Amanda: Oh come on. Listen we act like strangers at work. We sneak around and invent stories on how we spend our evenings. I would like to be regular.
    Lee: Me too. And we will be.
  • walk.mp3
  • Amanda: Now wait a minute. You can’t just walk into my life, hand me a package, tell me to give it to the man in the red hat, tell me that you love me and walk out of my life again.
  • notlovers.mp3
  • Francine: 80% confirmed Lee Stetson’s Handwriting.
    Amanda: It has to be a forgery.
    Francine: Well this isn’t a forgery Lee’s prints were found all around the safe.
    Amanda: He never went near the safe Francine I was there.
    Francine: Well then explain how a copy of the secret frequencies ended up in Lee’s lovers pocket.
    Amanda: She is not his lover!
  • regulars.mp3
  • Billy: For instance, Lee’s report says that Sonja’s first contact with him was when he was having a drink on the way home. But he wasn’t, he was having dinner with you. Is this some new habit?
    Amanda: It’s not exactly a habit sir.
    Francine: Well the bartender says it is. He calls you regulars. 5 nights in the last two weeks.
  • drag.mp3
  • Amanda: This is a real drag.


    Stemwinder 2

  • surrounded.mp3
  • Lee: Cute place. Do you come here often?
    Amanda: At least it’s something.
    Lee: It looks like a bad place to get surrounded in.
    Amanda: Is there such a thing as a good place?
  • american.mp3
  • Lee: Pour me one. I’m American. I like ice.
  • eachother.mp3
  • Amanda: We have each other. That’s something.
    Lee:Yeah. That’s more than most people in this business will ever have. I didn’t think we’d have to go through anything like this to find out that we’ve got it.
  • spyfamily.mp3
  • Lee: Well here we are. Nice quiet dinner, in our cozy hideout, cleaning our guns. Another typical evening with the spy family.
  • inlove.mp3
  • Lee: So how is everybody?
    Amanda: Everybody’s fine.
    Lee: Your mom, your kids… your ex.
    Amanda: He’s fine. You’re jealous. Don’t be jealous. I love him. I’m always going to love him. But I’m in love with you.
  • gethim.mp3
  • Dotty: Amanda, did you get him?
    Amanda: I’m working on it.


    Unfinished Business

  • myamanda.mp3
  • Amanda: Lee? Can you hear me?
    Lee: Mm-hmm.
    Amanda: Do you know who I am?
    Lee: My Amanda.
  • stealing.mp3
  • Amanda: What did you just do?
    Lee: Swiped a vial of Promazapan.
    Amanda: Are you crazy? That stuff’s experiemntal, it’s got unpredictable side effects and can turn your brain inside out like a wet paper bag.
    Lee: That’s why I need it.
    Amanda: It’s controlled.
    Lee: I’ve been trained to use it.
    Amanda: You stole it.
    Lee: You helped.
    Amanda: Oh an unpleasant little detail.
    Lee: Who’s going to know?
    Amanda: That’s not the point.
    Billy: Hold it right there.
    Amanda: Yes sir.
    Billy: What were you doing at the dispensery?
    Amanda: Headache. I have a headache sir and I needed an asprin.
    Lee: Yeah a real Lollapalooza.
  • question.mp3
  • Amanda: Do you have time for just one more question - nevermind, look - okay?


    It’s in the Water

  • someday.mp3

  • Lee: Well you never know, maybe one day.
    Amanda: What?
    Lee: Well that’s what you said on the phone.
    Amanda: Oh yeah. She asked me if I thought I’d ever get married again and I said you knever know, maybe someday.


    No Thanks for the Memories

  • classc.mp3
  • Lee: Now a class C interogation is a soft interogation. Lots of handholding, sweet talking. Maybe we can make up for lost time by practicing on me.
    Amanda: I don’t think you need any practice.
  • together.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda I don’t see you enough.
    Amanda: I’m sorry but it’s work. Now you know when we’re at work we have to behave like we’re at work. Somebody could walk in the door any minute.
    Lee: How very, very practical of you. Except, when we are not at work we are not together enough to suit me. How about dinner tomorrow night at my place?
    Amanda: You don’t have any food at your place.
    Lee: Exactly.
  • notdead.mp3
  • Lee: So with that thought in mind. Some romantic candle light, a little bubbly, a little romance. A very little romance.
    Amanda: I may be sleepy but I’m not dead.


    Photo Finish

  • shadowshock.mp3
  • Lee: Shadow shock.
    Amanda: Shadow shock?
    Lee: Definitely shadow shock.
    Amanda: What is shadow shock?
    Lee: Just the way med students come down with every disease they study new agents become suspicious of everyone and everything. You need a rest… and a guy with a healthy sex drive.
  • secrets.mp3
  • Lee: Listen. If you had any deep dark secrets they would have found them by now.
    Amanda: I don’t have any secrets.
    Lee: Oh? I can think of one or two…
  • magic.mp3
  • Lee: You know in some circles I have what are reffered to as magic fingers.
    okay for some reason the
    tag was recorded over
    It will be a while
    till I can get this one
    Doh!
    Lee: Now that the smoke has cleared how about we take that day off? We’ve lost the cabin but I think we can find some trouble to get into.
    Amanda: I still have a lot of work to do at Statik Aerospace.
    Lee: Oh come on. Okay Suit yourself. I don’t want to be accused of putting ideas in your head.
    Amanda: Oooh. You gave up too easy.
    Lee: Yeah?


    Night Crawler

  • den.mp3
  • Dotty: Wait if you’re the termite man we can’t possibly afford what you must charge.
    Lee: No I’m Lee Stetson. Mrs. West. I work with Amanda.
    Dotty: Oh. Yes.
    Lee: We’ve talked on the phone.
    Dotty: Oh I’m sorry. Hello how are you? You look vaguely familiar. Well, I was just picking up the den. Well I wasn’t picking up the den I was picking things up from the den.
    Lee: Yes I understand.
    Dotty: Well wont you come in?
  • surprise.mp3
  • Dotty: Why is it you said you came by?
    Lee: Oh, I’m sorry I was just thinking.
    Dotty: I was just staring. You have no idea how many times I’ve wondered about you.
    Lee: Well it’s mutual. Listen Amanda will be at least another day. She didn’t… she didn’t call or anything like that did she?
    Dotty: Well that might be her. She usually calls when she goes out of town. Fact is she’s usually with you. Hello? Oh. Mr. Stetson it’s for you.
    Lee: Oh.
    Dotty: I wonder why that doesn’t surprise me.
  • hello.mp3
  • Amanda: Oh hi.

    Lee: Amanda.
    Amanda: Oh this is getting pretty good now.
    Lee: Are you alright?
    Amanda: Yeah I can actually feel you. I think this is the best hallucination I’ve had yet. (kiss) Mmmm. Oh wow!
    Lee: Amanda.
    Amanda: Yeah.
    Lee: It is me. It’s really me.
    Amanda: That’s not…
    Lee: Yeah come on feel it see it’s me.
    Amanda: It is you. It’s you. You’re here? Hello!
  • marryme.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda King you are the best, the bravest, the smartest, the most beautiful woman I have ever known.
    Amanda: I love you.
    Lee: Then will you marry me?
    Amanda: Will I marry you? Oh yeah I’ll marry you. We’re the luckiest two people on the face of the earth.
  • zap.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda?
    Amanda: I don’t feel so good.
    Lee: Don’t worry. It’s zap gas and right now you wont be able to move. Let’s just get comfortable it only lasts a few minutes.
    Amanda: It better last longer than that.


    Billy’s Lost Weekend

  • vacation.mp3
  • Amanda: You don’t have to give me all of these choices.
    Lee: No, I don’t have to but I want to go on a trip where you will have the most possible fun.
    Amanda: I’m going to have the best possible time that I can have on a vacation just because I am with you.
  • fine.mp3
  • Billy: I want you both to know, that your relationship whatever it is, is fine with me. We all look for something and I think when we find it we should hang on with everything we’ve got.


    The Man Who Died Twice

  • beyou.mp3
  • Lee: That could be you one day, talking to strangers about your dead husband trying to unravel the truth about his death knowing you’ll never find it.
    Amanda: I know.
    Lee: Not your typical two career family huh? One of us might not come home for dinner. Ever. They’ve got Kai’s little boy Amanda. That could be Philip or Jamie.
    Amanda:I know.
  • chummy.mp3
  • Dr. Smyth: Was is the opperative verb. The man tried to make you a past participle Scarecrow. You’re mighty chummy with the Grim Reaper if you think that’s business as usual.
  • house.mp3
  • Lee: So what are we waiting for? When this thing is over I am going to hoc everything I own for that Rockville house. Amanda, what do you think about another big wedding huh? I never had one.
    Amanda: Wait a minute.
    Lee: Yeah you’re right. The ceremony isn’t important. We’ll have a backyard ceremony with family and friends. Your kids can be the ushers…
    Amanda: Hold on a second, you’ve got us all moved in with two cats and a front porch swing.
    Lee: Yeah absolutely. We’ll play softball in the backyard on the weekends, we’ll weed the garden…
    Amanda: Now wait a minute don’t you think we ought to talk to the boys about this first?
    Lee: Yeah.
    Amanda: Yeah.
  • rear.mp3
  • Lee: Up in Rockville we can keep horses.
    Amanda: Do you have any idea how much it costs to keep horses?
    Lee: Yes as a matter of fact I do. I had a little roan mare when I was 10 years old and my Uncle was stationed in Shearbourne. I sure loved that horse. She sure taught me a lot about responsibility. I think horses and kids are a natural. I always planned that when I settled down my kids would have horses. You don’t like the idea?
    Amanda: Oh I like the idea. I like all of your ideas.
    Lee: Well…
    Amanda: I just think we have an awful lot to talk about before we start thinking about things like this that’s all.
    Lee: Okay keep my feet on the ground but for now watch my rear huh?
    Amanda: Pleasure.
    Lee: Very funny.
  • mystery.mp3
  • Lee: But I am going to marry you, Amanda King. Except it is going to have to be a mystery marriage. Because if it isn’t our family might get in trouble just like Kai’s.
    Amanda: We’ll make the best of it.
    Lee: I’ve got you.
    Amanda: And I’ve got you.


    Need to Know

  • change.mp3
  • Amanda: You’re never going to clean your closet out if you wont throw anything away. When in doubt, throw it out.
    Lee: I will, I will. It’s just that some of this is hard to part with. It’s history you know, memories.
    Amanda: Look. Change requires a willingness to face the unknown, the unknown is always scary, you’re afraid of change.
    Lee: I am not.
    Amanda: Oh yeah you are.
    Lee: You’ve heard the saying you’ve got to change to remain the same. I think change is very stimulating.
    Amanda: When was the last time you changed anything?
  • spypast.mp3
  • Amanda: Well why don’t you go on and I will finish cleaning all of this up.
    Lee: Okay. Okay. There’s, lets see, more jackets in the bedroom, suits in the hall… Look, he didn’t say come alone. You’d love Charlie why don’t you come along, huh?
    Amanda: You’re worried aren’t you? You’re afraid I’m going to throw something away without asking you. Don’t worry I won’t throw anything away without asking you.
    Lee: I know that. It’s just that some of this stuff takes a little explaining.
    Amanda: You want to explain I’ll be happy to listen.
    Lee: I thought you might.
    Amanda: Mm-hmm.
    Lee: Amanda, I’m a spy my past is classified.
  • workrelated.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda. This stuff has been crammed back in that closet for a long time.
    Amanda: Mm-hmm.
    Lee: Most of it is…
    Amanda: Very pretty.
    Lee: Yeah. Most of it is work related. And then again some of it is not.


    Any Number Can Play

  • motherinlaw.mp3
  • Lee: Alright then. What’s the standard proceedure in a case like this?
    Amanda: Standard proceedure? Well that would be to assemble a personal profile through interviews and, um, surveilance of locations frequented by the subject.
    Lee: In this case the Kenley Club, I will pick you up at 8:00.
    Amanda: You don’t have to.
    Lee:Amanda. We’re talking about my future mother-in-law right? Besides I might get lucky.
    Amanda: (laugh)
  • eleven.mp3
  • Dotty: Let me ask you a question.
    Amanda: What is it?
    Dotty: Why are you wearing that when you are going to see a documentary on tractors?
    Amanda: It’s the premiere.
    Dotty: Oh I see and a date with Lee Stetson.
    Amanda: Good night mother.
    Dotty: On a scale of 1 to 10 he’s an 11 and she doesn’t want to date him.
  • pta.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda, where was this PTA of yours Las Vegas?
  • dictionary.mp3

  • Dotty: Did you have a nice evening?
    Amanda: Oh yeah. It’s pretty quiet, just me and my pop corn and my book.
    Dotty: You know you’re a lot like I am. You love to read a good dictionary.
  • dinnerdate.mp3
  • Dotty: Amanda, let me give you some advice. If you ever find that you have a good thing going, don’t hesitate.
    Lee: Hi. You must be Philip.
    Philip: And you work with my mom?
    Lee: Yeah. Lee Stetson.
    Philip: Philip King.
    Amanda: Hi. Come on in.
    Dotty: Well Mr. Stetson. I’m surprised. I mean I’m delighted…
    Lee: Would you please call me Lee?
    Dotty: Oh of course, Lee.
    Lee: These are for you.
    Dotty: Well thank you.
    Lee: Are you ready to go?
    Amanda: Yeah let me just grab my coat.
    Dotty: Is this another premiere?
    Lee: No just dinner.
    Dotty: Dinner. Dinner that’s nice.
    Amanda: Okay.
    Dotty: Have a wonderful time.
    Amanda: See you later mother. See you later sweetheart.
    Philip: Bye.
    Lee: Bye Philip.


    Santa’s got a Brand New Bag

  • dullboy.mp3
  • Billy: But all work and no play…”
    Lee: Makes Lee a dull boy. Are you suggesting I don’t know how to enjoy myself?
  • humbug.mp3
  • Lee: Bah humbug.
  • xmaseve.mp3
  • Lee: Just another Christmas Eve trapped in a nest of killers.
  • dress.mp3

  • Lee: Oh and give me her dress.
  • gift.mp3
  • Lee: I see what you mean. Christmases here at the King house are pretty special.
    Amanda: Your present’s at the Q Bureau.
    Lee: Well mine for you, well it’s at the apartment. But guess what. I got my present already.
    Amanda: Merry Christmas.


    Bad Timing

    dessert.mp3 Lee: What do you say we go back to my place and have some dessert?
    Amanda: It’s awful late and we have to be at work early.
    Lee: I know, I know.
    AmandaL What are we going to do?
    Lee: Same thing we always do. Go home alone again, but only for one more week.
  • business.mp3
  • Amanda: I need you. Business. Now.
  • neither.mp3
  • Lee: My place or yours?
    Amanda: Neither.
    Lee: Well, wait a minute, I’ve got a very important meeting in an hour.
    Amanda: What happened to my place or yours?
  • worried.mp3
  • Billy: Amanda was in my office at 7:00 this morning.
    Lee: Oh Billy you know the way she is.
    Billy: She was worried about you. Yeah, I’m beginning to get the drift.
  • party.mp3
  • Smyth: Relax Billy. It’s still your garden party.
  • time.mp3
  • Amanda: When do you have to leave?
    Lee: Billy is here at 6.
    Amanda: I want more time.
  • omega.au
  • Lee: I’m an omega class prisoner. Any escape attempt from this place requires a shoot to kill response. A D-1 Manhunt goes into effect if I do get out.
    Amanda: How do we get through these bars?
  • 8hours.mp3
  • Lee: Billy I have less time to live than most people have for a good night sleep.
  • vitriol.mp3
  • Smyth: Well put Melrose. Dash of vitriol, pitch and venom can make a mighty effective physic when used judiciously. I hear the sun has gone behind the clouds for Scarecrow.
  • scene.mp3
  • Amanda: Haven’t we played this scene before?
    Lee: Yeah and then the doorbell rang, remember?
    Amanda: No I tend to block out bad timing.
    Lee: We’ll see if this helps. How was that?
    Amanda: It helps.
    Lee: Oh, one more.


    Promises to Keep

  • tickle.mp3
  • Lee: Come on now. I told you I’m not ticklish.
    Amanda: Oh, come on everybody is ticklish.
    Lee: Come on Amanda. What if someone walks in here?
    Amanda: I locked the door.
    Lee: You are asking for a retaliatory strike…
  • heard.mp3
  • Amanda: You think she heard?
    Lee: No I don’t think so. It’s sound proof.
    Amanda: The door’s open.
    Lee: Just barely.
    Amanda: You keep talking.
  • squeaks.mp3
  • Smyth: Bring him to me Scarecrow so I can rub him. If he squeaks I’ll know he’s clean.
  • CIA.mp3
  • Francine: The CIA has a turn off sign at 495. We don’t.
  • soulmates.mp3
  • Francine: Amanda, we’ve had our differences in the past. But in matters of the heart, where Lee Stetson is involved you and I we’re soul mates.
  • buffet.mp3
  • Francine: Amanda, Lee is a sweet man and in his own way pleasantly attractive and he’s charming. But this getting involved with him romantically, it’s a big mistake. I have reason to know that in his heart he is a confirmed bachelor who is never satisfied with just an hour-de-vours, he has to have the whole buffet table.
    Amanda: Francine, maybe he’s changed?


    Rumors of my Death

  • wires.mp3
  • Dotty: Take care in case he crossed any wires.
    Philip: Oh by the way I bust up your fuel injector.
    Lee: You what?
    Philip: See you later.
    Lee: You touch that car again and it will be the last thing you ever touch.
  • hope.mp3
  • Lee: Hope springs eternal as they say right? Remember what he said?
    Amanda: Are you kidding?
    Lee: No. You’re a different woman than the one he left behind. You’re more exciting, more vibrant, more beautiful.
    Amanda: I’ll have to agree with that.
    Lee: Amanda, I am a man, okay? I notice these things. You’re a beautiful woman and he wants you back.
    Amanda: You’re serious.
  • taken.mp3
  • Lee: I was right.
    Amanda: You were right about what?
    Lee: I was absolutly right he is making a move, he wants you back.
    Amanda: Well, he can’t have me.
    Lee: No he can’t. And what are you going to say when he asks? You are going to say that you are taken.
    Amanda: Okay, I’m going to say I’m taken.
  • chicken.mp3
  • Lee: When are we going to stop talking about it and set down some concrete plans?
    Amanda: Saturday.
    Lee: Saturday is too soon. We have to get blood tests, apply for a license. What are we waiting for huh?
    Amanda: We’re chicken. Chicken.
    Lee: You’re right. You’re absolutely right. We’re chicken. Alright, I tell you what. Is it Tuesday today? Blood test and License by Friday.
    Amanda: Now hold it Philip and Jamie have a soccer game on Saturday with a picnic afterwards.
    Lee: Monday then.
    Amanda: Okay I’ll pencil you in.
  • borrow.mp3
  • Lee: Get out of my way, I’m borrowing this.
  • cake.mp3
  • Lee: Uh, Amanda, you having a birthday or something I don’t know about?
    Amanda: No.
    Lee: Oh? Then what is that?
    Amanda: It’s a cake.
    Lee: It’s a cake.
    Amanda: It’s a cake.
    Lee: I can see it’s a cake. Wat’s it for?
    Amanda: Oh it’s a sample wedding cake. Would you like a taste?
    Lee: Uh, no I think I can wait two weeks.
    Amanda: Are you sure?
    Lee: Yeah, I’m sure.
    Amanda: Yeah. Okay.
    Lee: You wouldn’t dare.
    Amanda: No.


    Do You Take This Spy?

  • inseperable.mp3
  • Francine: Oh boy that’s tough luck huh. You’ve got your vacation all set and then here you are up to your hind end in big time crime. I suppose Amanda could go out there first and then you could go out there later. I mena you’re not insepperable are you?
  • calm.mp3
  • Lee: Oh yeah. Well I don’t want to stay calm because the man is totally screwing up our wedding plans.
    Amanda: You’re right. There is absolutely no reason to stay calm.
  • hope.mp3
  • Billy: Hope springs eternal. You still trying to make that vacation huh?
    Lee: Nothing short of a nuclear war or the end of civilization is going to get in my way Billy.
  • trip.mp3
  • Billy: I think I better help you with these. I wouldn’t want Amanda or you to miss your trip - trips.
  • look.mp3
  • Lee: You look beautiful.
    Amanda: You look handsome.


    Mission of Gold

  • married.mp3
  • Amanda: California was a great idea for a honeymoon.
    Lee: Getting married was a better one.
  • shucks.mp3
  • Amanda: No honeymoon tonight pal.
    Lee: Aw, shucks.
  • mrsstetson.mp3
  • Lee: I love you Mrs. Stetson.


    One Flew East

  • baby.mp3
  • Lee: Amanda. This Weekender is terrific. I found at least a half a dozen good ideas of what to do with Philip and Jamie.
    Amanda: Oh well that’s terrific. Now look. You gotta realize it’s gonna take them a little time to get used to you.
    Lee: And Visa-versa. But everything that I have read on the subject says that I am the one that has to start breaking the ice as soon as possible.
    Amanda: Well that ought to be pretty easy with Philip. He already think’s you’re terrific.
    Lee: Yeah. He is the easiest. But I think Jamie’s going to be tough.
    Amanda: Well, Jamie has always been my baby. Just take a little more time that’s all.


    All That Glitters


  • Suitable for Framing


  • Matter of Choice

  • backhome.mp3
  • Lee: Brody is where he should be - Federal Prison.
    Amanda: Yep. And you’re back here where you should be with me.
    Lee: You bet.
  • wash.mp3
  • Lee: Well you know what they say. Everything comes out in the wash.
    Amanda: Oh speaking of the wash. Something of yours came out in ours.
    Lee: Oh no, not another sock.
    Amanda: No not a sock.
    Lee: Oh.
    Amanda: I’d recognize them anywhere.


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