Season 3 Audio
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Welcome to America, Mr. Brand
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Lee: Amanda, this isn’t going to be exactly the way I described it okay. This guy is a little different. I’m sure he’s a gentleman. Amanda: Lee. You promised no more grabbers. Lee: No, no, no, no. This guy is not a grabber. Believe me. He’s much better than that, much. Amanda: What is he exactly? Lee: He’s an accountant. |
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Brand: Mother, housewife and Agent. That’s absolutely marvelous isn’t it? Amanda: Well, I’m not really a real agent. I mean I don’t even own a trench coat. |
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Lee: Oooh, nice strings. |
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Francine: Hey Amanda, what a lovely outfit. Amanda: Thank you Francine. Francine: My mother has the same thing in fuscia. |
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Amanda: Way to go big fella. |
Over The Limit
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Billy: Insomnia huh? Chronic too. The same problem for the last four days. There’s a way you can make it up to me. Amanda has never been spring cleaning. Lee: Now wait a minute Billy. Amanda doesn’t need a nursemaid. She’s been around enough to know how to handle a few crackpots. Come on. Billy: Listen. Handling is one thing, but Amanda gets enthused. Like any other day in D.C. anything can happen. Listen. I’ve got a mill full of funny rumors. Who makes rumors? Lee: Crackpots. Billy: Take care of her. |
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Amanda: Lee I felt the bomb when it blew. It was like running into a brick wall and I wasn’t even all that close. Lee: Just thank God you weren’t hurt that’s all. |
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Lee: Amanda. Amanda. Stop. Now you have that look. Amanda: Well, with the sleep you’ve been missing and the new girlfriend and all, I’m surprised you noticed. |
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Amanda: Rebecca’s Fantasies. Dotty: That’s for me. Amanda: Mother what have you ordered? Dotty: Well to be perfectly honest… I don’t think any of this should concern you. Amanda: Mother. I have to know. You’re my mother. You’re a parent. You’re a grandparent. Dotty: I am also an adult and a woman with interests and needs. You are my daughter. When I ask you questions like this you tell m enot to. Amanda: Fellas, why don’t you take the trash out? Jamie: Right on Grandma. Philip: Go for it. |
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Leatherneck: See the object of this thing is to fire your weapon at your adversary. Not the ceiling. The ceiling is on our side. |
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Amanda: Oh, he just talks like that. |
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Gaurd: Good luck ma’am. Maybe it will be just like that movie. Amanda: Oh, well. I hope not. She dies. |
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Leslie: I’m just getting to know Lee and well, I wanted to know, is he always full of surprises? Amanda: Yes. He’s full of surprises. |
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Amanda: She’s very nice. Lee: I’m glad you like her. Amanda: Not your type. Lee: What do you mean not my type? Amanda: She’s normal. She’s a normal person. She would never understand you. She would never understand what you do. |
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Amanda: Oh! Go straight home Amanda. Story of my life… school, dentist, grocery store and then straight home. Never been to the U.N. Never been on the road to Moscow. Only Hague I know is that guy who used to be Secretary of State! |
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Amanda: Not this time buster. |
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Lee: Yes, Amanda is very special. |
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Amanda: Well, I just aim for the braod side of the building and hope for the best. |
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Lee: You’re probably busy tonight right? PTA, Den mother’s Club… Amanda: No. Lee: Your mother’s card club? Amanda: No. Lee: Oh, well I thought you maybe… I thought maybe we’d have dinner tonight. You know. Just the two of us. Alone. Amanda: Well you and Leslie have a party at the Russian embassy tonight. Lee: Uh, yeah. She won’t be lonely. Believe me. She’s working anyway. She’s got her own invitation. No I thought maybe a nice steak, a bottle of red wine, baked potato on the side. No shop talk for a change. We don’t do enough of that do we? Amanda: Not by a half. |
We’re Off to See the Wizard
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Francine: Oh. Alright. Okay. So that’s fine. Here’s what we’ll do. You give us your black book, we’ll divide it up and just start dialing. Amanda: Right. Lee: Books. Amanda: Books? Lee: I have four of them. Francine: I should have known. |
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Lee: Amanda, I don’t want to argue with you about this. Now you please go home and stay there until you hear from me alright. Now you almost walked into a murder today Amanda King. That could have been you. Please. |
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Lee: Amanda how long have we known each other? Amanda: Oh I don’t know about 2 years or so. Lee: 25 months. Amanda: And two weeks. |
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Amanda: Oh come on. I know I don’t have clearance but I was so worried about you. Look. You wont talk to anybody and you act like you are some kind of superman and you’re not a superman. You’re just a man but… but you’re really a pretty special man. I’m sorry. Lee: No don’t be. It’s important to me that you care. |
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Lee: Amanda something for you. Amanda: Oh. (Kiss) Lee:Thanks. |
A Lovely Little Affair
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Too much background noise to post it here. But it’s a cute quote so I’ll leave the text. |
Dotty: That’s what we need around here someone who is handsome who can fix the sink and barbeque and has his ownhair. Amanda: Oh Mother. Out of the woodwork he will just come out of the wood work. Dotty: And he will be sweet and gentle and wonderful and have a good job. |
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Lee: Did you order the large? Amanda: Shhh. I could have been my mother. Lee: Mmm. You two do have a lot in common but I wouldn’t go that far. |
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Lee: Is he as stuffy as he looks? You know artistic type. Head in the clouds. Amanda: Dull as a stick. Lee: Good. |
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Lee: You be careful now. Amanda: Yeah. Be careful going down the trellis. |
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Lee: Hey Toots. Amanda: Oh. Lee: How ya doing? Amanda: Oh. Lee: Heard any good opera lately? Amanda: No I can’t say that I have. Lee: What do you say we hit the Kennedy for a little Verdi? Amanda: Sorry I’m busy. Lee: Oh. Gee that’s too bad. These were for tonight. Hmm. Amanda: Are those real? Lee: About 8? Amanda: Love to. Lee: See how easy that was? |
Tail of the Dancing Weasel
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Harry: I need you to spy on Lee Stetson for me. Amanda: I think I better be going. |
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Amanda: Gee, I don’t know sir. Harry: I know you don’t. But Lee says you have good instincts. He says he’d follow you blind through a blizzard at midnight. Amanda: Oh come on. He didn’t say that. Harry: Sure he did. Which is how I know you’ll make the right decision. |
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Lee: Amanda, it’s just that sometimes I wish I could just go and get good and steamed. But every time you do something to make me mad you do something to make me greatful. So I’ll see you tomorrow. |
Sour Grapes
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Amanda: No. Lee: Oh. Oh go ahead dear. Amanda: No I really don’t want to. Lee: Dear it might be fun. Amanda: Sweetheart. I don’t want to cook. Lee: Oh go on. Come on. Amanda: Oh. I’d be happy to help you. |
Utopia Now
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Amanda: Lee you better turn around there’s something wrong with the way we are headed. Lee: I can’t turn around. What’s wrong with the way we’re heading? Amanda: I don’t remember but I’ve been hiking up here before. Lee: Well think. Amanda: I’m trying. Oh I remember. Stop! Lee: Why? Amanda: Dead End… into a pond. |
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Amanda: Lee? Lee: Hmm? Amanda: If we don’t make it… Lee: Hey now… Amanda: Wait. If we don’t I just want you to know that… I… am really glad to have known you. |
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Lee: Still cold huh? Amanda: Yeah, just a little. Lee: Look here let’s huddle closer. Let our body heat warm us up, huh? How’s that? Amanda: Oh that’s much better, thank you. Lee: Yeah. Sure you’re okay now? Amanda: Yeah that’s much better. Lee: Good. |
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Lee: I keep thinking of the first time we met. At the train station. If I’d have never given you that package you wouldn’t be here right now. Well you wouldn’t. Amanda: Oh come on now. Come on it’s not your fault. No one forced me to take it. I knew that there were risks. I’m an adult. No guts no glory. |
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Amanda: Thanks for the picnic. You sure know how to give a girl a good time. Lee: Well you make a pretty mean chicken sandwich. Amanda: Oh my BLT is even better. Lee: Toasted wheat, crisp bacon, touch of mayo? Amanda: Oh yeah. Mm-hmm. Just a touch. Lee: Sounds perfect. Amanda: Lee. About last night… Lee: I know it was just two cold people seeking a little warmth. Amanda: Two people just… Lee: Right? Amanda: Not exactly. |
Reach for the Sky
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Lee: Easy, easy. Now he’s probably just heading back to the bank. Amanda: Right. Lee: I’m going to take a look at his apartment. Amanda: Ok. Lee:You grab a cab. Get on back to the Agency. You take my computer key card and start tracking down who owns this building. Leases, parent companies… Amanda: You know this is what always happens. I always have to go back to the agency. Lee: We have to divide the work load Amanda. Amanda: I agree with you let’s divide the work load. You follow the paper trail and I’ll follow Zorbel. Lee: Do you think you can break into Zorbel’s place? Amanda: No. Lee: Well? Amanda: Call me a cab. Lee: You’re a cab. |
J. Edgar’s Ghost
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Amanda: You’re really having a great time. Lee: That’s why they call it happy hour, Amanda. Come on get in the mood. Amanda: I’m trying to get in the mood but my feet are killing me. We’ve been standing up for two hours you know. You know this smile that I have on my face? Lee: Uh-huh. Amanda: I don’t even know what it looks like any more. I’m afraid it might be scary, you know what I’m saying? |
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Amanda: Lee we are talking about love. When you’re talking about love you have to be patient. |
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Lee: What do you want for it? Amanda: This? Oh this is free. It’s the negative that’s going to cost you. Lee: How much? Amanda: Oh, well, we’ll probably start with dinner at Spencers and then we’ll take it from there. |
Flight to Freedom
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Billy: Let her down easy. Lee: I’m not very good at that kind of thing… Amanda? Amanda: Yes. I’d be happy to help you. Lee: Aw, thanks. |
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Lee: What do you say we go trolling and see what we catch? Amanda: What are we going to use for bait? Lee: You and me. Just a couple of fun loving old salts sailing up the potomac. Amanda: Sounds a little flimsy. Lee: We’ll build on it. |
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Amanda: What are you going to whip up in the galley? Lee: Me? Amanda: You didn’t tell me you couldn’t cook. |
The Wrong Way Home
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Lee: What? Amanda: Well it’s just some of this stuff is a little misleading. It’s the leagal talk. It says I’m resistant to change and that can’t be me I was never a stubborn person. I’m just not a stubborn person. Lee: Well you sure know how to get what you want. Amanda: Lee, I’m not stubborn am I? (Laughter from Lee.) Okay I’m a little bit stubborn. |
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Amanda: Oh look, we just didn’t agree on everything. Lee: Care to elaborate on that? Amanda: No. Really don’t. |
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Amanda: Life’s turned out okay. Lee: Yeah. But okay isn’t good enough for you. |
Fast Food for Thought
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Lee: Actually, I am looking for a business partner. Interested? Amanda: Well yeah. I guess so. What kind of business? Lee: Does it matter? Amanda: No. |
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Francine: Oh. Well isn’t this a cozy little place you two have here? Amanda: My room is down the hall, Francine. Francine: Ah, well how times have changed Scarecrow. |
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Lee: Let me walk you to your room. Amanda: Across the hall? Lee: Well yeah you can’t be too careful you know. Amanda: Good thinking. Lee: Mmm. Second nature. Field experience. Amanda: What kind of field experience? Lee: Oh you know. Amanda: Not neccessarily. |
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Amanda: Once on the lips, forever on the hips |
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Amanda: You know Francine, I’m really sorry if I was ever rude to you. I never meant to be rude to you. And I think sometimes I just didn’t understand you as well as I should have. You know it’s just sometimes you are such a witch. Francine: A what? Amanda: Oh I’m really sorry. That was really stupid of me. That’s a great appology. I’m sorry I’ll never do it again. Francine: Amanda! Amanda will you please shut up. I’d rather have air than an appology. |
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Amanda: I think it’s really nice that someone likes Francine. Billy: (laughter) |
One Bear Dances, One Bear Doesn’t
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Amanda: These aren’t the same police men. The car that picked mother up was 1017. Who are we Bonnie and Clyde? |
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Amanda: Do you mean someone slipped him a Huck Finn? Lee: I think that’s Mickey Finn. Amanda: I knew that. |
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Amanda: What is it? Lee: I thought you didn’t want to know. Amanda: Oh come on. Lee: It’s nothing. Alright your mother just said that Zirnov was very handsome and now they’re talking about marriage. Amanda: They’re talking about… oh come on. Dotty: Well heaven knows she’s had enough chances. She was engaged to a wonderful man about 2 years ago. Well maybe he wasn’t wonderful but he did have a good job and he was wild about Amanda. Zirnov: But she was not wild about him? Dotty: No but she was fond of him. But then she got this job at this production company called IFF or something like that. I don’t know she just lost interest in Dean. I don’t know. I think there’s somebody at work but she hasn’t said anything. Amanda: (Cough) |
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Lee: Amanda is a clearance code all it’s own. Any more calls you receive like this you handle Priority 1. Understood. |
Playing for Keeps
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Lee: Well the point is it was different. Amanda: How was it different? Lee: Well you know. You get used to working with one person. You get to know their habits, their rhythms, their pot pourri of personality. Amanda: I missed you too. |
The Pharoah’s Engineer
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Billy: Situation report please now. Are you sure someone has been kidnapped? Amanda: No sir. Billy: Well is anyones life in jeopardy? Amanda: I don’t know sir. Billy: Is this clearly a matter of national security? Amanda: Not clearly sir. No sir. Billy: Then don’t do anything Amanda. Amanda: No sir? |
The Triumverate
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Lee: Ah, Amanda it’s getting late. Why don’t you take a rest. I’ll go in the other room. Amanda: Well I’m not really tired and I’m probably too nervous to sleep. Lee: Okay I can stay. Amanda: That would be nice. |
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Lee: Hey baby what’s happening? Amanda: Where did you get the ancient threads? Lee: Ancient…? Amanda: Uh-huh. |
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Lee: I heard through the grapevine that you just might be needing an escort to your reunion. Amanda: Oh no I’m not going to go to the reunion. Lee: Amanda…And why not? Amanda: I’m not going to go. Lee: Amanda… Amanda: I don’t like the dress. Lee: Come on let’s go. We’ll make the perfect couple. Amanda: Okay. Thanks. |
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Amanda: How did you find me? Lee: I made a little deal with the devil. I’m sure glad I did. |
The Eyes Have It
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Amanda: Are you going to get some sleep now? Lee: Amanda I’ve got to… look I appreciate everything that you are trying to do but I don’t need to be mothered okay? Amanda:Okay. Sorry. I understand. I’ll just go over these files and leave you alone. Lee: No. Amanda: What’s the matter? Lee: Stay for a minute. Amanda: I’ll sit with you for a minute. |
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Billy: Mrs. King I have an assignment for you. Amanda: Yes sir, what is it? Billy: Him. Amanda: Oh. Billy: I am giving you a temporary AOS16 status so he will get that rest. Amanda: Yes sir. I wont let you down. Lee: AOS16? Amanda: Higher than you. Lee: One level higher. Amanda: Step right this way please. |
Wrong Number
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Lee: Look. The swap goes down in one hour will you floor this thing Amanda? Amanda: According to the section of the Agency Manual on offensive driving, short bursts of speed will do very little to increase ones top end average. Lee: What? Bad Guy: You’re sensible. She’s sensible. We can work this out. What can I do? Amanda: Try and get us something to listen to on the radio. |
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Amanda: I knew he wasn’t KGB. Lee: You knew? Amanda: Um hmm. Lee: That’s pretty strong. You were fairly certain, but you really didn’t know. Amanda: You know me to well. Lee: No listen will you. Most of the time we only think that we know. Therefore I can’t really know you too well. Amanda: Exactly my point. |
The Boy Who Would be King
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Amanda: Good Morning Mrs. Marsten. And don’t you say anything that might make me say something that I would soon regret. Lee: You know I have never understand that expression. If you’re mad enough to say it why should you regret it. Amanda: Well let me just tell you something. I have a property tax bill that is going to be due in a few days. My lawnmower and my Station Wagon have made a suicide pact with each other. My two small boys are giong to have to put their tiny little goldfish on the auction block all because somebody who was supposed to give me a ride to the bank this morning to see the loan officer forgot to pick me up. Lee: I’m sorry why don’t you try the agency credit union? Better rates. Amanda: They wont give me a loan. You have to be a full time agent. Lee: We can work it out. Amanda: Oh come on. Lee: I’ll co-sign. Amanda: You would? Lee: Yeah I sure would. Amanda: Well thank you very much. |
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Amanda: You have lipstick on your face. Lipstick. Yeah. Lee: Oh. Amanda: Thank you very much Mrs. Marsten. Lee: Really it’s very innocent… I was up… Amanda: It’s okay. It’s not your color anyway. |
Dead Men Leave no Trails
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Lee: Well another day another dollar huh? Amanda: Yeah. Lee: What do we do for an encore after a day like this? Amanda: Well mother and the boys wont be home until tomorrow. I have a couple of steaks. Lee: You and me. Your house. Just like a couple of normal people? Amanda: Let’s give it a try. Lee: Yeah. |
Three Little Spies
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Amanda: What? Lee: Nothing. Amanda: No really what? Lee: Nothing. Amanda: What? Lee: You’ve got a cute nose. Amanda: What?!? |
All the Worlds a Stage
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Lee: You are the soul of decadence. |
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Lee: You know you and I have a lot to talk about. Amanda: Yeah? Lee: Yeah. We have been getting to know each other for what? Three years now… Amanda: Three years. Lee: I think there’s a lot about you I don’t know. But I think I’m going to enjoy finding out. |